2 definitions by Dumbazz42
An alcoholic beverage combining Pepto Bismol and Vodka in an effort to eliminate necessary trips to the bathroom to accommodate symptoms of the Hershey Squirts.
Jenna is drinking Wittikends tonight because she doesn't want to stink up the bathroom at Krogers again.
by Dumbazz42 November 22, 2008
A skin won in the game of golf when the player’s embarrassingly high handicap equates to the player actually winning the hole with what would be considered an average score, at best. The true epitome of a Haines Skin is a player making a net birdie on a short par 3 due to the player “popping” on said hole.
Well, I shot 98 today, but I broke even because I slopped in a couple of Haines skins.
Bill got a Haines skin today. Eight people made a par on the hole, but old Bill was the only one that popped.
Bill got a Haines skin today. Eight people made a par on the hole, but old Bill was the only one that popped.
by Dumbazz42 December 31, 2022