Witte 

A person of Prussia, German descent.

My great grandma and grandpa Witte was born in The Kingdom of Prussia, German Empire.

Witte by Witte March 20, 2008

witte 

something that is different than the way things should be.

Wow, that asian jew is a real witte

witte by Jason Scottewell March 15, 2008

Witte 

The human Chameleon. Is able to change the color of its skin by will alone. Also known as Black witte.

Witte appears to be a normal boy but when he walks outside he becomes BLACK WITTE!

Witte by Fred Mckinley October 30, 2004

Witte 

A person who is hyperintelligent, witty and has an immeasurable dick.

All the bitches want Witte.

Witte by My Name Def Aint Witte November 22, 2021

Witte's Great Spurt 

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

Witte's Great Spurt by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

Adam Witte

A person with a massive forehead/receding hairline.

You look like Adam Witte.
You forehead is as big as Adam Witte.

Adam Witte by Boo Radley Griffen June 6, 2019

Adam Witte

An ugly motherfucker with a Big ass forehead

that adam witte mothafucka blinded me due to the reflection of his fivehead

Adam Witte by Mr.Cell June 6, 2019