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A person of Prussia, German descent.
My great grandma and grandpa Witte was born in The Kingdom of Prussia, German Empire.
Witte by Witte March 20, 2008
Words you can keep
something that is different than the way things should be.
Wow, that asian jew is a real witte

witte by Jason Scottewell March 15, 2008
The human Chameleon. Is able to change the color of its skin by will alone. Also known as Black witte.
Witte appears to be a normal boy but when he walks outside he becomes BLACK WITTE!
Witte by Fred Mckinley October 30, 2004
A person who is hyperintelligent, witty and has an immeasurable dick.
All the bitches want Witte.
Witte by My Name Def Aint Witte November 22, 2021

Witte's Great Spurt 

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
Witte's Great Spurt by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

Adam Witte

A person with a massive forehead/receding hairline.
You look like Adam Witte.
You forehead is as big as Adam Witte.

Adam Witte

An ugly motherfucker with a Big ass forehead
that adam witte mothafucka blinded me due to the reflection of his fivehead
Adam Witte by Mr.Cell June 6, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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