witchlice

a person who loves phoebe bridgers and cats a lot. known to be phoebe's #1 fan! there is only one witchlice. on july 25th its national witchlice day! get up and start celebrating!!!!

mf: did you know that it's witchlice's birthday today?
dumbass: no, what!
mf: how can't you remember national witchlice day?!?!

by victoriadeangelisloml July 25, 2021