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Witchtit 

Slang term for frigid temperatures, derived from the phrase "Cold as a witch's tit."
After hearing that the temperature for the day was slated to be 15 degrees, with a windchill of -7, Roger muttered "It's frakkin witchtit out!"
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Witchbitch 

A witch and a bitch at the same time
What a witchbitch!
Witchbitch by Marshmallow 2.0 August 29, 2020

Witchuition 

When a witch’s intuition is correct or accurate.
Must be my witchuition kicking in

“My witchuition is telling me, no”
Witchuition by Kakitkatte November 10, 2022

Witchita Shocker 

A reverse shocker
see shocker

one of todd n tyler's unspeakable sex acts

2 in the stink one in the pink
dude 1: you give her the ol' shocker
dude 2: Na man we tried the Witchita Shocker

witchitaw 

life place to contectionary disbelief. the in ability to spell.
i cant spell so i typed witchitaw
witchitaw by queenegina January 30, 2007

witchita lineman 

A Wichita Lineman is a twist on the classic Cherokee Chinstrap with a gravy chaser. Instead of the woman farting into a jar she strikes a gong with the man's testicles and then claps her hands three times.
She asked for a witchita lineman, that's when I knew I found my soul mate.
witchita lineman by NunayoBidness August 11, 2017

Witchita Bookmark 

A sexual position in which a woman on her period, using a tampon, is positioned on the bed in an L shape to represent the frame of a book. The tampon string hanging out between her legs represents the string often found on a bookmark.
Man: "Damn girl, you on your period."

Woman: "It's no thing, let's do a Witchita Bookmark"

Man: "......The fuck?"
Witchita Bookmark by Sean McAwesome February 10, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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