Witch Finger 

the witch finger - the act of beckoning someone with your index finger. Witches often use this gesture saying the words "come closer"
used in the art of female masturbation in an attempt to stimulate female genitalia

he was giving her the old witch finger round the back of the bike sheds

Witch Finger by MC sauceyboy June 16, 2011

Witch finger 

A huge clit that resembles a witch finger.

Her witch finger was bigger than my dick.

My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.

Witch finger by Quiddler August 25, 2018

Witch Finger 

The penis of a really hot girl that comes as the worst surprise at the worst of times.

Or as seen in Clerks II, a girl with a very large clit.

"Yo man, that girl was so hot, but then I went to go down on her and she had a witch finger."

"Randal Graves: Emma, are you like this 'cause you have an unnaturally large clit?

Emma: You just *had* to tell him, didn't ya?

Dante Hicks: It kinda came out one day!

Randal Graves: He says it's so big it's almost like a little cock, which says all kinds of weird things about him that I don't even wanna think about."

Witch Finger by TheBlackAdept November 6, 2012

witch’s finger 

When a cougar over 50 is having sex with a man in his 20s and inserts her finger into the anus of the young man.

Man, I was fucking Irene last night and she gave me the witch’s finger!

witch’s finger by DACTF July 16, 2018

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Finger with a hat 

Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.

He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.

Finger with a hat by meowlnir July 17, 2018

watch the finger 

Watch the finger means to not flip anyone off or not use your middle finger.

Hey there are children around watch the finger

watch the finger by Ty and Alyssa July 18, 2017