A celestial creature that defies the laws of mortality, transcending both humanity and academia. Makes up words by adding prefixes and suffixes and primarily lives off of Diet Coke and the souls of AmericanLit students.
Now, that's a picture, isn't it? The Emperor's Nicole Wiswall sanctioned stormtroopers setting the example for good manners. Like arming protocol droids with blasters.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)