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One of Keira Wishlow’s many nicknames, wishtoe. She’s a wishtoe god
Person 1: Hey wishtoe, what’s are you doing today?
Wishtoe: If you call me that one more time- *smacks*
wishtoe by WorldwideJk September 29, 2021
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wishtease 

the act of gathering a wish list with a pre-known lack in ability or desire to deliver in order to win trust and confidence
Is this the wishtease list from the customer? Did you get them to sign something so we can adjust their expectations downward?
wishtease by z-factor September 14, 2012
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more like your wishtory 

A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good
Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"
when you stub your toe and it swells up to the size of a football field you now have a wistoe, congrats.
YOUCH!!! I STUBBED MY TOE ITS NOW THE SIZE OF A FOOTBALL FIELD!! I NEED A TOE TRUCK I HAVE A WISTOE!!!
Wistoe by charles is chapped April 9, 2023
When something isn't quite right... it's close, but just not right

" Hey Bob, check out this new action figure I got"

'Spldermen'

" Why does Spidey have purple in his outfit...."
"I dunno"
"what in the wishtemu..... That don't look right... I ordered a spider man and got some knockoff from overseas that's not even spelled right and it's not the right colors"
Wishtemu by bunnypage March 27, 2026
When something isn't quite right... it's close, but just not right

" Hey Bob, check out this new action figure I got"

'Spldermen'

" Why does Spidey have purple in his outfit...."
"I dunno"
"what in the wishtemu..... That don't look right... I ordered a spider man and got some knockoff from overseas that's not even spelled right and it's not the right colors"
Wishtemu by bunnypage March 27, 2026
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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