wishtoe
Person 1: Hey wishtoe, what’s are you doing today?
Wishtoe: If you call me that one more time- *smacks*
Wishtoe: If you call me that one more time- *smacks*
wishtoe by WorldwideJk September 29, 2021
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wishtease
the act of gathering a wish list with a pre-known lack in ability or desire to deliver in order to win trust and confidence
Is this the wishtease list from the customer? Did you get them to sign something so we can adjust their expectations downward?
Related Words
more like your wishtory
A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good
Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"
more like your wishtory by von groovy June 8, 2019
Wishtemu
When something isn't quite right... it's close, but just not right
" Hey Bob, check out this new action figure I got"
'Spldermen'
" Why does Spidey have purple in his outfit...."
"I dunno"
" Hey Bob, check out this new action figure I got"
'Spldermen'
" Why does Spidey have purple in his outfit...."
"I dunno"
"what in the wishtemu..... That don't look right... I ordered a spider man and got some knockoff from overseas that's not even spelled right and it's not the right colors"
Wishtemu
When something isn't quite right... it's close, but just not right
" Hey Bob, check out this new action figure I got"
'Spldermen'
" Why does Spidey have purple in his outfit...."
"I dunno"
" Hey Bob, check out this new action figure I got"
'Spldermen'
" Why does Spidey have purple in his outfit...."
"I dunno"
"what in the wishtemu..... That don't look right... I ordered a spider man and got some knockoff from overseas that's not even spelled right and it's not the right colors"
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