wishtoe

One of Keira Wishlow’s many nicknames, wishtoe. She’s a wishtoe god

Person 1: Hey wishtoe, what’s are you doing today?
Wishtoe: If you call me that one more time- *smacks*

wishtoe by WorldwideJk September 29, 2021

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wishtease

the act of gathering a wish list with a pre-known lack in ability or desire to deliver in order to win trust and confidence

Is this the wishtease list from the customer? Did you get them to sign something so we can adjust their expectations downward?

wishtease by z-factor September 14, 2012

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wishtoe • Wishtemu • wishtease • Wistoe • more like your wishtory

more like your wishtory

A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good

Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"

more like your wishtory by von groovy June 8, 2019

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Wistoe

when you stub your toe and it swells up to the size of a football field you now have a wistoe, congrats.

YOUCH!!! I STUBBED MY TOE ITS NOW THE SIZE OF A FOOTBALL FIELD!! I NEED A TOE TRUCK I HAVE A WISTOE!!!

Wistoe by charles is chapped April 9, 2023

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Wishtemu

When something isn't quite right... it's close, but just not right

" Hey Bob, check out this new action figure I got"

'Spldermen'

" Why does Spidey have purple in his outfit...."
"I dunno"

"what in the wishtemu..... That don't look right... I ordered a spider man and got some knockoff from overseas that's not even spelled right and it's not the right colors"

Wishtemu by bunnypage March 27, 2026

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Wishtemu

When something isn't quite right... it's close, but just not right

" Hey Bob, check out this new action figure I got"

'Spldermen'

" Why does Spidey have purple in his outfit...."
"I dunno"

"what in the wishtemu..... That don't look right... I ordered a spider man and got some knockoff from overseas that's not even spelled right and it's not the right colors"

Wishtemu by bunnypage March 27, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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