wish you were gay 

the best Billie Eilish song to ever exist. if you disagree, you're wrong. Completely and utterly wrong.

me: hey what are you listening to?
you: oh! wish you were gay by billie eilish!
me: i love you with all my heart

wish you were gay by eddiespaghetti May 19, 2021

I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with

I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

I wish you were gay by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019