wish you were gay

the best Billie Eilish song to ever exist. if you disagree, you're wrong. Completely and utterly wrong.

me: hey what are you listening to?
you: oh! wish you were gay by billie eilish!
me: i love you with all my heart

by eddiespaghetti May 20, 2021

gemini

the worst zodiac sign in the fucking world. DON'T TRUST THEM.

me: whats your zodiac sign?

gemini: im a gemini
me: ew

by eddiespaghetti May 20, 2021

Mellow Corn

Distilled by Heaven Hill, Mellow Corn is the greatest whiskey ever made. It’s made from at least 80% corn, it’s bottled in bond, and only $15-$20. It’s even better than Blanton's.

Don’t waste your money on overpriced allocated bourbons, buy Mellow Corn instead!

by eddiespaghetti January 19, 2024