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an old man who is considered a wizard but only spreads wisdom
"man i really need to know what to do"

"dude what are you talking about let's just go see the wisdard, he loves speading wisdom to those who in need"
wisdard by hahahahahahhahah August 18, 2024
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Ass Wisard 

1. Mamas boy
2. Fag that goes to subway parties and does lean
3. Wigga that listens to fetty wap
1.
Mom: GIVE ME MY DAILY BLOWJOB OR ILL THROW YOU IN THE BDSM DUNGEON AGAIN
Ass Wisard: no plz not the nut cracker

2:

Ass Wisard: aye homie u goin to da party 2nite?
Guy: where at homes?
Ass Wisard: subway there's goin 2 b lean plz cum (in my mouth lul)
3:
Ughhh fetty wap IS MY DADDY
a wise person. Not to be confused with wizard.
He is counted among the prominent wisards.
wisard by uttam maharjan October 29, 2012
Drinking, and proceeding to sit on a toilet while taking a shit and throw up all over yourself and everything surrounding you.
oh my god, he pulled a wishard!!!
Wishard by skuntz123 March 27, 2009

wishards 

any one who spends the majority of their lives playing role playing games
max and jacob are total wishards.
wishards by george January 20, 2005

Dusty Wisard 

Different word for, Tampon, small bullet shaped cotton thingy u shoot up your fadge when on ur period!! Me and My friend made it up while buying sandwitches, (Sandy Whitch) At the same time!!
Can offen be used as, revenge/punishment, by dunking in someones tea!!
"Got any dusty wisards left??"
"Jeze, I think I left my dusty wisard in for too long, beter not get tss!!"
Dusty Wisard by Jeni Wood!! June 11, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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