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Ass Wisard 

1. Mamas boy
2. Fag that goes to subway parties and does lean
3. Wigga that listens to fetty wap
1.
Mom: GIVE ME MY DAILY BLOWJOB OR ILL THROW YOU IN THE BDSM DUNGEON AGAIN
Ass Wisard: no plz not the nut cracker

2:

Ass Wisard: aye homie u goin to da party 2nite?
Guy: where at homes?
Ass Wisard: subway there's goin 2 b lean plz cum (in my mouth lul)
3:
Ughhh fetty wap IS MY DADDY
Related Words
a wise person. Not to be confused with wizard.
He is counted among the prominent wisards.
wisard by uttam maharjan October 29, 2012

wishards 

any one who spends the majority of their lives playing role playing games
max and jacob are total wishards.
wishards by george January 20, 2005
sagacious - an extremely wise shrewd person to whom valor is paramount
you are so wishart
- wishart and it might come true...
wishart by I dont even know August 23, 2006
Man, that shit's so wichard
Wichard by Navara January 9, 2019
A man of great movie knowledge who is known to pull out his dick in cornfeilds. Can also be used to describe a man-boy who has intimate relationships with a known Jennings.
Pete: ah, man who' that kid who pulled it out at the party?
Sanchez: eh essay that there is Wishart
Wishart by Mike FUCKIN Tanton June 8, 2010
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