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Wire Hanger 

That funny shaped metal object that people use to hang up clothes

That metal object, when straightened out, which is used as an optional abortion tool

When unbent, the most versatile tool for unlocking a car.
Timmy:"I need to hang my clothes up, on this hanger"

ex.2
Jack:"my wife is pregnant"
Dominic:"Don't worry, I have a wire hanger"
Wife:"OH SHIT"
Wire Hanger by Napkinholder March 1, 2009
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Wire Hanger 

When you fuck a pregnant woman and your dick pulls her baby out prematurely.
"Wasn't Jennifer pregnant?"

"No, her boyfriend fucked her like a wire hanger."
Wire Hanger by Big Dick Donatello February 27, 2018

No more wire hangers 

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.
"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"
No more wire hangers by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003