Napkinholder's definitions

Wire Hanger

That funny shaped metal object that people use to hang up clothes

That metal object, when straightened out, which is used as an optional abortion tool

When unbent, the most versatile tool for unlocking a car.

Timmy:"I need to hang my clothes up, on this hanger"

ex.2
Jack:"my wife is pregnant"
Dominic:"Don't worry, I have a wire hanger"
Wife:"OH SHIT"

by Napkinholder March 1, 2009