Wipe one 

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)

“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”

Wipe one by Dead step sister April 7, 2024

Wipe One's Ass with 20s 

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.

It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s

Wipe One's Ass with 20s by The Infamous Smelly August 2, 2010

One Wipe Wonder 

A crap where you only have to wipe your ass once

Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once

Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder

One Wipe Wonder by MER8490 August 11, 2008

one-wipe wonder 

A nice poop that only requires a single clean wipe, and you're set for the day.

At college, a one-wipe wonder is a true rarity.

one-wipe wonder by Boxman37 July 20, 2008

one wipe challenge

When you only wipe your butt once a day no matter how many times you've pooped.

Matt was jubilant after he successfully completed the one wipe challenge.

one wipe challenge by @salsaleg25 June 5, 2017

one wipe shit 

A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.

I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.

Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

one wipe shit by pzeke August 14, 2011

One Wipe Wonder 

A One Wipe Wonder is a sign of good luck to come after plopping out a turd you go to wipe and BOOM! One wipe is all it takes

Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how delightful you lucky boi

One Wipe Wonder by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019