Wipe One's Ass with 20s

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.

It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s

by The Infamous Smelly August 2, 2010

One Wipe Wonder

A crap where you only have to wipe your ass once

Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once

Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder

by MER8490 August 11, 2008

one-wipe wonder

A nice poop that only requires a single clean wipe, and you're set for the day.

At college, a one-wipe wonder is a true rarity.

by Boxman37 July 20, 2008

one wipe challenge

When you only wipe your butt once a day no matter how many times you've pooped.

Matt was jubilant after he successfully completed the one wipe challenge.

by @salsaleg25 June 5, 2017

one wipe shit

A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.

I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.

Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

by pzeke August 14, 2011

One Wipe Wonder

A One Wipe Wonder is a sign of good luck to come after plopping out a turd you go to wipe and BOOM! One wipe is all it takes

Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how delightful you lucky boi

by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

one wipe wonder

After defecation, one goes to wipe clean the anus crevice and realizes he/she has been able to achieve a bowel movement without the need of toilet paper to wipe the area clear of fesses residue after exportation.

Yes...i jus dropped the kids off and wiped, looked at the paper...Sweet!!! One wipe wonder!!!

by steve-i rastafari September 10, 2005