winter syndrome
winter syndrome by anonymous9669 December 7, 2007
Get the winter syndrome mug.
Winter Break Syndrome
The feeling of disappointment when one's dream that their expectations for a fun and relaxing winter break is shattered by the reality that it is boring as hell.
Symptoms include:
1. Copious amounts of laptop usage
2. Sleeping as much as humanly possible, or superhumanly if one is particularly sloth-like
3. Mass texts to friends to see what they are doing
4. Watching movies with parents only to be asked every 5 minutes "I fell asleep, who is that person?"
5. Family relatives you could ignore at school swarm over you en masse, destroying any privacy you hoped to have
Symptoms include:
1. Copious amounts of laptop usage
2. Sleeping as much as humanly possible, or superhumanly if one is particularly sloth-like
3. Mass texts to friends to see what they are doing
4. Watching movies with parents only to be asked every 5 minutes "I fell asleep, who is that person?"
5. Family relatives you could ignore at school swarm over you en masse, destroying any privacy you hoped to have
Winter Break Syndrome by Icky Sicky Vicky December 21, 2010
Related Words
Winter Titty Syndrome
Winter Titty Syndrome (WTS) occurs when a combination of cold air and friction from shirts rub against the chest area. Most commonly, the chest area becomes dry and chapped, often itchy.
Winter Titty Syndrome by SteveBoat The DreamBoat January 11, 2010
Winter Weakness Syndrome
ˈwintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm
1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.
3. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.
2. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.
3. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.
2. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
Ben: "Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman."
Kris: "Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again."
Ben: "Well, at least it's finally summer."
Kris: "Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again."
Ben: "Well, at least it's finally summer."
Winter Weakness Syndrome by HurleySurfer618 December 18, 2012
Winter Weakness Syndrome
wintər ˈwēknis ˈsinˌdrōm
noun
1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.
2. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.
3. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
noun
1. The state or condition, that occurs during none summer months, where one’s sense of judgment for the attractiveness of an individual may be inadequate or defective due to the lack of attractive individuals or attributes that one may only gain during the summer.
2. A time at which, the standards of an individual are lowered after summer months have ended.
3. A self-indulgent liking for a less attractive individual during the wintertime.
Person 1: Looking back at this semester, I hooked up with some unattractive woman.
Person 2: Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again.
Person 1: Well, at least it's finally summer.
Person 2: Yea, the Winter Weakness Syndrome got you again.
Person 1: Well, at least it's finally summer.
Winter Weakness Syndrome by Hurleysurfer618 November 27, 2012
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026