A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.

Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008

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p*winking

I suggestive sexual term referring to the art of touching one's self inappropriatly

I'm just going to be p*winking in my basement all weekend.

p*winking by dabreezey March 16, 2010

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Wrinkling my brain

A phrase that comes from Troy on Community. It basically means "blew my mind", or a "glass shattering moment".

Annie: Did you know that someone who has already been born could live for 800+ years?

Troy: That's wrinkling my brain!

Wrinkling my brain by Eolus October 18, 2011

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The Winking Skeever

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

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A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.

That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!

The Winking Skeever by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012

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