winkfuck

The act of placing your eye on another person's protuberance and winking multiple times.

I put my eye on my girl's nipple and began to wink. Despite laughing hysterically, she was not pleased by the winkfuck.

by southerngentleman March 29, 2015

windfucker

a blowhard; an obnoxious, ambitious person; a social climber

Did you ever hear such a windfucker as this?

by Hieronimo November 8, 2008

WindFuck

When you have really amazing hair and then your on a boat or in the car and a gust of wind decides to fuck up your hair. Making it windfucked

Whoa what happened to you

Oh i just got off the boat and my hair got WindFuck

by MarineMann1031 June 24, 2011

Wankfuck

The act of only inserting just the bellend, (anal or vaginal) and stroking shaft.

“I couldn’t get off during sex because she was like a wizard’s sleeve, so I had to wankfuck it”

by Stupid Peeps February 17, 2020

narcissistic windfuck

A self-absorbed person who cannot see the wrong they have done a person. Their victims almost always end up suffering from a mental health disorder.

"My ex has left me scarred for life, he's such a narcissistic windfuck."

by salty bean 32 June 26, 2018

Wankfuck

A name for someone who just jumps about cutting shapes like a dafty

Person 1 - "See that Ruridhboi, he just pure annoys me"
Person 2 - " Aye man, he's such a wankfuck"

by robbobobbo April 4, 2011

windfucked

verb

Its when you get blown really hard by wind that when you go back inside you look like you had a really good roll in the hay.

Wow that was crazy I just got windfucked out there!

by krissyanthamum December 16, 2011