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wink wank 

The act of attempting to lure a member of the opposite sex through online flirting (winking) to observe oneself masterbating (wanking) on a public webcam. While conceivably possible for both males and females, this typically refers to men in chat rooms who, being unable to touch a vagina through normal channels, beg, bargain, and plead with women to watch them jerk off. The worst fear (and incidentally most likely outcome) of wink wankers is to be observed by gay men due to latent homophobia and small reserves of self confidence.
69U_know_u_wantthis69: show for the ladies here, no dudes! hey ginger, what's your ychat????

|x|Ginger|x|: read the rules, asshole! no wink wanking in here!!!
wink wank by bastiat May 23, 2009
Words you can keep

wink WANK 

the unofficial motto of the UK Furs Discord. Also used as a summoning word for a good friend.
John: wink WANK
Dan: yes, John? you summoned me?
wink WANK by Electricsh4rk September 18, 2019

Wink wank 

You say 'Wink Wank' after you say something flirtatious and cheeky or after a joke ...
*Chick stands in-front of Guy and blocks view*

Guy: Its not like I wanted to watch the game but oh well I don't mind the new view, wink wank ;)

Chick: Ohhh my *blushes*

OR

*On FB*

Friend 1: *Writes on Friend 2's wall* So how was your fall? bahahaha Wink wank x) ...

Friend 2: *Responses to wall post* Shut up it hurt like hell!! x(
Wink wank by ViCKii.N August 3, 2011

wink wank 

wanting to fuck evrione u kno
AYY FRIENDS LES WINK WANK

Wink Wank 

A Wink Wank is when you finish masturbating in the blink of an eye
I was so busy today I only had time for a wink wank.
Wink Wank by drew2dee2 November 18, 2021

wanker wink 

the small movement that a man's dick makes before he actually starts getting an erection
My man and I were spooning last night. He wasn't hard yet, but I felt a little wanker wink.
wanker wink by i hate superbowl February 16, 2010
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