A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.
Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!
by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009
Get the shit or wind his watchmug. by thisisforyouandrewfulcher November 22, 2011
Get the wind my watchmug. A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
by tackonator May 29, 2012
Get the winding the watchmug. to furiously masturbate
by snugiraffe June 27, 2020
Get the winding the kinetic watchmug.