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Womwot is an acronym for waste of money/waste of time. It was coined by a person named BS or Brandon Smith to express frustration over any situation that wastes time and money.
You pay a $20 cover to get into a club with 5 people. You've just created a womwot.
Womwot by Mike Holmes April 6, 2004
Wimwoms are gifts or presents that someone e.g. Mother, Father or partner buys or makes before they are presented to you as a gift.
Mum comes home from the shop with bags and you ask " What's in the bags, mum?" she replies.
"Wimwoms!"
e.g items or gifts to you or someone else you should not know about!
Wimwom by Wolve059 June 11, 2013

Wimpotence 

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.
Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!
Wimpotence by Richter Ass November 8, 2019
A Windblown toy or garden ornament
Look how fast the Wimwom is going round in the wind
Wimwom by Treac March 7, 2019
Duck's wimwom.
Believed to be its tail as in "I will be two shakes of a duck's wimwom".
Used by my mother who was born in 1917 in Exhall, Coventry UK.
I will be two shakes of a duck's wimwom.
wimwom by Ploermel Wilson January 27, 2021

Wimbotron 

Wimbotron (noun): A fanciful term coined to describe a person, object, or situation that exudes an endearing and amusing sense of silliness. Often used in a lighthearted manner, "wimbotron" encapsulates a playful quality that brings about smiles or laughter, highlighting the charm in embracing the whimsical and nonsensical aspects of life.
You are being such a wimbotron right now!
Wimbotron by wimbotroner August 16, 2023