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Will Brown 

A lanky asian prick that munches on dogs and is 5 universes tall
Xander: I’ve met four Will Browns in my life, they were all as horrible as Peter
Peter: Shut up Xander, you are as bad as a Will Brown

Will Beynon: ... Dog Muncher
Will Brown by PeterKeyte June 23, 2018

will brown 

will brown's hair is burning
will brown by josh downes April 4, 2022

Will Brown 

Will Brown is the sexiest and most handsome looking fellow in the world. His fabulous face and chiselled chin could stun you and make you paralysed, only your fire infused sexual arousal from his fire red hair could cure you constant fits without the sight of this absolutely gorgeous male hound.
OMG is that WILL BROWN... I feel so aroused that i cant even feel my body!!!
Will Brown by Euan Mcgay April 6, 2022

brown willy 

Just like a wet willy, but you stick your finger in your butthole first.
Maze gave Jon a brown willy, after he broke the rules of masturbation night.
brown willy by Datskiffdoe July 8, 2009

brown willy 

when having anal sex doggystyle, you proceed to donkey punch your partner, then pull your penis out of their ass and stick it in their ear
While having sex with some freak< tony decided to give her a brown willy instead of a dirty sanchez.
brown willy by dirty bonz November 5, 2006

brown willy 

a cavity search conducted in Canada
at the Quebec customs we were afraid the Frenchies were gonna give us brown willies
brown willy by Leia Nelson May 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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