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Willie Nelson

one of the greatest country singers of our generation. had an unsuccessful start in nashville in the 1960s, writing hits such as "crazy" and "hello walls", but was rejected because music row thought he sang "funny". well he basically said screw you and in 1975 went back home to Texas and recorded one the best albums of all time- Red Headed Stranger- with his 9 piece band. This launched his career and he has been considered an outlaw and legend ever since.
Willie Nelson's voice sounds better on cover songs than the original artists.
Willie Nelson by pdunny August 24, 2005
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An alternative term for weed, the wacky tobacky, the Hippie Lettuce, the non-stop THC commuter train to Stonerville: marijuana.
"...Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine."
The Tragically Hip, Bobcaygeon, Phantom Power (1998)
willie nelson by Miles Murphy January 29, 2008

Willie Nelson

A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."
That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.
Willie Nelson by Heid-ah! June 3, 2021

Willie Nelson

During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing
Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube

Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude
Willie Nelson by raging redneck 69 September 9, 2015

Willie Nelson

During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing
Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube

Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude
Willie Nelson by raging redneck 69 September 9, 2015

Willie Nelson's trailer 

Refering to someone who is high on pot. This is because Willie Nelson got caught with pot in his trailer.
Have you been in Willie Nelson's trailer ?

I've gone Willie Nelson 

Statement applicable to any person who has dropped alcohol in favor of marijuana
I love gin but it makes me violent and stupid. Therefore, as a gesture to both my girlfriend and my local PD, I've gone Willie Nelson in 2008.