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1. Wilhem; is in reality a highly accurate acronym. Describing the perfect being with an endless list of good attributes.

W-Will(please search for will)
I-Intelligent
L-large yet proportional sex organ
H-Healthy
E-Excellent at reproducing
M-Mans only hope for survival
I wish i was as good as WILHEM at (insert ANY task here).
Wilhem by willywanka February 12, 2009
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Wilhemina is a girl who might seem quite but can be rude and funny and quite she is really helpful and pretty and sort of respectful she mostly works better by herself and gets taken advantage of alot she likes lots of people and is both an introvert and extrovert and in general is a calm person to hang around
That wilhemina is really helpful
Wilhemina by Wx_xly October 24, 2022

Wilhemed 

During the act of masturbating in bed, when you are too lazy to ejaculate into a tissue or other alternatives, you ejaculate into your hand. You leave the semen in your hand until the morning until it is dry. Once you wake up you go to wash it off.
"Dude whats that you got in your hand?"

"Uh.. I was making a mayonaisse sandwich.."

"... You wilhemed again didnt you?"
Wilhemed by Amelia The Stunt Bum February 27, 2009

wilheminaswife

the best person on tiktok. you are lucky to be her moot. lovely person overall. one of the best sarah paulson stans you’ll meet argue with a wall. taylor is her best friend and venable is her wife.
wilheminaswife is my favorite mutual!
wilheminaswife by rainrain777 August 31, 2021

wilheminaswife

wilheminaswife is a lovely person. you are lucky if you are her mutual. one of the best sarah paulson stans you’ll meet argue with a wall if you please. taylor swift is her best friend and venable is her wife. stan her. she’s an icon.
wilheminaswife is my favorite mutual on tiktok.
wilheminaswife by rainrain777 August 31, 2021

wilheminaswife

wilheminaswife is an icon. she’s a lovely human being. you are lucky to be her moot if you are. she is one of the best sarah paulson stans, please argue with a wall if you think otherwise <3. She is taylor swift’s best friend and venable’s wife.
wilheminaswife is my favorite mutual on tiktok.
wilheminaswife by rainrain777 August 31, 2021
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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