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1. Wilhem; is in reality a highly accurate acronym. Describing the perfect being with an endless list of good attributes.

W-Will(please search for will)
I-Intelligent
L-large yet proportional sex organ
H-Healthy
E-Excellent at reproducing
M-Mans only hope for survival
I wish i was as good as WILHEM at (insert ANY task here).
Wilhem by willywanka February 12, 2009
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Wilhemina is a girl who might seem quite but can be rude and funny and quite she is really helpful and pretty and sort of respectful she mostly works better by herself and gets taken advantage of alot she likes lots of people and is both an introvert and extrovert and in general is a calm person to hang around
That wilhemina is really helpful
Wilhemina by Wx_xly October 24, 2022

Wilhemed 

During the act of masturbating in bed, when you are too lazy to ejaculate into a tissue or other alternatives, you ejaculate into your hand. You leave the semen in your hand until the morning until it is dry. Once you wake up you go to wash it off.
"Dude whats that you got in your hand?"

"Uh.. I was making a mayonaisse sandwich.."

"... You wilhemed again didnt you?"
Wilhemed by Amelia The Stunt Bum February 27, 2009

wilheminaswife

the best person on tiktok. you are lucky to be her moot. lovely person overall. one of the best sarah paulson stans you’ll meet argue with a wall. taylor is her best friend and venable is her wife.
wilheminaswife is my favorite mutual!
wilheminaswife by rainrain777 August 31, 2021

wilheminaswife

wilheminaswife is a lovely person. you are lucky if you are her mutual. one of the best sarah paulson stans you’ll meet argue with a wall if you please. taylor swift is her best friend and venable is her wife. stan her. she’s an icon.
wilheminaswife is my favorite mutual on tiktok.
wilheminaswife by rainrain777 August 31, 2021

wilheminaswife

wilheminaswife is an icon. she’s a lovely human being. you are lucky to be her moot if you are. she is one of the best sarah paulson stans, please argue with a wall if you think otherwise <3. She is taylor swift’s best friend and venable’s wife.
wilheminaswife is my favorite mutual on tiktok.
wilheminaswife by rainrain777 August 31, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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