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A very clever woman, she seems to be childish while being the most mature member of the crew. A truly honest friend , get your Wilhema!
Person 1. Did you know about our kouhai?
Person 2. Wilhema? She won a chess tournament.
Person 1. Yes, that cute girl is so brilliant!
wilhema by Joker Zk December 7, 2021
Words you can keep
1. Wilhem; is in reality a highly accurate acronym. Describing the perfect being with an endless list of good attributes.

W-Will(please search for will)
I-Intelligent
L-large yet proportional sex organ
H-Healthy
E-Excellent at reproducing
M-Mans only hope for survival
I wish i was as good as WILHEM at (insert ANY task here).
Wilhem by willywanka February 12, 2009
Wilhemina is a girl who might seem quite but can be rude and funny and quite she is really helpful and pretty and sort of respectful she mostly works better by herself and gets taken advantage of alot she likes lots of people and is both an introvert and extrovert and in general is a calm person to hang around
That wilhemina is really helpful
Wilhemina by Wx_xly October 24, 2022

Wilhemed 

During the act of masturbating in bed, when you are too lazy to ejaculate into a tissue or other alternatives, you ejaculate into your hand. You leave the semen in your hand until the morning until it is dry. Once you wake up you go to wash it off.
"Dude whats that you got in your hand?"

"Uh.. I was making a mayonaisse sandwich.."

"... You wilhemed again didnt you?"
Wilhemed by Amelia The Stunt Bum February 27, 2009

Mr. Wildeman 

the sexiest teacher i have EVER had and i am so beyond grateful for being put in his eighth grade english class
omg im in love with Mr. Wildeman
Mr. Wildeman by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

wilheminaswife

the best person on tiktok. you are lucky to be her moot. lovely person overall. one of the best sarah paulson stans you’ll meet argue with a wall. taylor is her best friend and venable is her wife.
wilheminaswife is my favorite mutual!
wilheminaswife by rainrain777 August 31, 2021

wilheminaswife

wilheminaswife is a lovely person. you are lucky if you are her mutual. one of the best sarah paulson stans you’ll meet argue with a wall if you please. taylor swift is her best friend and venable is her wife. stan her. she’s an icon.
wilheminaswife is my favorite mutual on tiktok.
wilheminaswife by rainrain777 August 31, 2021
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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