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1. Wilhem; is in reality a highly accurate acronym. Describing the perfect being with an endless list of good attributes.

W-Will(please search for will)
I-Intelligent
L-large yet proportional sex organ
H-Healthy
E-Excellent at reproducing
M-Mans only hope for survival
I wish i was as good as WILHEM at (insert ANY task here).
Wilhem by willywanka February 12, 2009
Wilhemina is a girl who might seem quite but can be rude and funny and quite she is really helpful and pretty and sort of respectful she mostly works better by herself and gets taken advantage of alot she likes lots of people and is both an introvert and extrovert and in general is a calm person to hang around
That wilhemina is really helpful
Wilhemina by Wx_xly October 24, 2022

Wilhemed 

During the act of masturbating in bed, when you are too lazy to ejaculate into a tissue or other alternatives, you ejaculate into your hand. You leave the semen in your hand until the morning until it is dry. Once you wake up you go to wash it off.
"Dude whats that you got in your hand?"

"Uh.. I was making a mayonaisse sandwich.."

"... You wilhemed again didnt you?"
Wilhemed by Amelia The Stunt Bum February 27, 2009

Mr. Wildeman 

the sexiest teacher i have EVER had and i am so beyond grateful for being put in his eighth grade english class
omg im in love with Mr. Wildeman
Mr. Wildeman by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

wilheminaswife

the best person on tiktok. you are lucky to be her moot. lovely person overall. one of the best sarah paulson stans you’ll meet argue with a wall. taylor is her best friend and venable is her wife.
wilheminaswife is my favorite mutual!
wilheminaswife by rainrain777 August 31, 2021

wilheminaswife

wilheminaswife is a lovely person. you are lucky if you are her mutual. one of the best sarah paulson stans you’ll meet argue with a wall if you please. taylor swift is her best friend and venable is her wife. stan her. she’s an icon.
wilheminaswife is my favorite mutual on tiktok.
wilheminaswife by rainrain777 August 31, 2021
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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