wiitastrophe 

A catastrophic event or injury caused by improper use of a wiimote. Putting the wiimote through a window or TV, striking a friend or pet, any one of these can be a wiitastrophe.

Kyle didn't put the wrist strap on to play tennis. He went for an overhead smash to win the match and lost control of the wiimote which hit his plasma TV. The TV then fell into his fish tank, breaking it and sending a tsunami across his basement which drowned his cat. It was a wiitastrophe.

wiitastrophe by dw6245 May 26, 2008

Wahtastrophe 

When guitar players make gross over usage of the wah pedal in songs or solos. Such excessive use Is a needless display of shotty guitar playing.

Metalhead: Hey did you hear that awesome Kirk hammet solo?
Metal head 2: what are you talking about that was a wahtastrophe

Wahtastrophe by Stevothegreat November 10, 2012

Winetastrophe 

A middle class problem; One is just about to pour the first glass of wine for the afternoon (or evening if you're late), and turn to suddenly find that one has run out of wine.

"Red or White darling?", she asked;
"Red", he replied, then suddenly loud screams are heard ;

"Darling it's a winetastrophe, there is NO WINE".

Winetastrophe by Blueinternet July 3, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008