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wiijaculation 

In an intense battle of Wii Tennis right after you swing the Wiimote for the match point the wristband breaks and your Wiimote goes through the tv screen and in the moment of all of this excitement you cum yourself.
Mom- why are you so upset billy?

Billy- well i was kicking ashley's ass in a game of Wii Tennis and wiijaculation happened........... *sniffles*

Mom - ....what the fuck happened to your pants.....

Billy - yea. about that.....
wiijaculation by Jacky (passive) February 8, 2008
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Weejaculation 

When you've been dying for a piss for ages but have had to hold it in due to being in a crowded bar/talked to/nowhere near a toilet or shop doorway, the eventual act of urination can only be described as Weejaculation. Not only because of the speed that the fluid exits ones body, but because of the sensation produced. Makes people say "ahhhhhhhhhhhh" with their eyes closed and their head tilted back in sheer ecstacy.
"I've been in this toilet queue for 20 minutes, it's just gonna be weejaculation when I get in there."
Weejaculation by MagickDio March 4, 2010
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WoWjaculation 

WoWjaculate: verb: to WoWsterbate to the point of a climax or supreme high, sometimes involving the expulsion or destruction of common sense, logic, or 'having a life'.

WoWjaculation: noun: the act of WoWjaculating

These words are usually only used for an individual who plays WoW to the exclusion of other normal life activities, and even in that scope plays excessively.
Don't go near that room or you may get covered in WoWjaculation.

"Dude, the other week I played WoW for 40 hours straight and WoWjaculated all over the carpet in my parents' basement."
WoWjaculation by Kent M January 31, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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