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wifi shit 

When you bring your laptop into the bathroom with you, and place it on your lap as you are taking a shit...this way you can still talk on AIM/etc. and browse the internet, and brag to your friends how you are wiping your ass as you talk to them. Usually happens the morning after you've been drinking and have the infamous mud butt.

"transfering to the throne" is all that needs to be said and it will be understood you are transfering from wherever your laptop is mounted to the shitter.
"I took a wifi shit, and dropped my laptop on the ground and it broke my keyboard."

- true story.
wifi shit by Tuffnuts June 22, 2006
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shitty wifi 

Hell for internet addicts
shitty wifi is the equivalent of hell for many people in our society
shitty wifi by Dubiks March 9, 2019

Shitty wifi 

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Shitty wifi by Neko_kitten June 9, 2021

Shitty Wifi 

A BAD WIFI XDDD
WELL AT LEAST SHITTY WIFI SNOB DICKS ARE BETTER THAN FUCKER LIERS AND FAGGOT TI ASS WIPES WHO ASS NEEDS CRIPLUG DESPRUSION AND SHOB MY OWN DICK SHOT WITH PINES AND DICK S FUCKS AND XDS AND DND MORE SHITTER FAGS WITH SHITER SHITS AND SHITTERS AND FUCKED WITH DICK SHOBDICKS AND XDD WITH FAGGOTS AND FUCKERS AND WITH S SHITTERS WITH H SHITTY SHUTS WITH FUCH DCK WITH NICCS THICC DICC AND SHITTER UCIPES ANF FAGTOGS WIT EVEN MORE ANTGERS WITH A STUPID II_CRAPPY AHD YOUR A DICKERS AND SHUTER SHUITH FAGWITH FAGTOGGING WIFEI AND SHOBNIGERS WITH FAD ERE SNDN DUCKS DJFHEB D ANDHDUE FIVHEDD OK???? AND TO CONLCUDE THE FAGGOTITS AIWT UCKS FUVKD WITH SHTTER SNOBBERS FOWBBERY ASS NYDEERRDWWARITH WITB GHJGH AND SHUTTERS SHUTS AND GRINGOS IN COSCI WITH LACY AS A SHITTER AND ASSER WITH EVEN MORE ANITGERS IN MY ASS CUMMING WITH THEIR HUGE ASS DIKS WITH MORE SHITE IN THEM RIENDAKING INTERAUTT BECSUSEE U HAVE A FAT A FAR DICKA CKS UNDER YOUR DCK WITH SQUIDWARDS ASS HOLE BEING TORN OUT OF THE DICK TO BE A DICK SHITTER WITH AND SEXUALLY FUCK WITH MOTHERS AND DICKERS ASSES TO FUCK AND KSY TO DIE AND PURJE AND FUCKERS WITH FAT ASS LAGS AND FUCKS WITH SHITTERS AND FAGTS WITH EVEN MORE FAGTS TO FUCKS WITH IDOTS AND IDOITRS ANO MENUIN THE IDITS !!! WITH 111 DICKS ERS AND EVEN DAVIDO BAZUKA WILL FICK YOUR ASS AND BAZUAKA YOUR DISCK AND I WILL BASIXXINA HIM BAKC AND ALSO BAZINGA HIM BACK WITH AN ASS HOLE WITH MORE DICKS TO SUCK LUL DICKS
Shitty Wifi by Idiirt June 12, 2018

Shitty wifi 

The thing that you have when you’re not close to your house and you have to connect to the mall’s shit wifi
Damn, this Shitty Wifi just isn’t working :(
Shitty wifi by Kassidy69 February 27, 2019
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