wifey check 

a cheating spouse learns the wherabouts of the other before making plans for an extramarital rendezvous This is always followed with a communication of some kind to let the other know all is well with me, I'm home, etc.

I did a wifey check and we are on for this evening.

wifey check by [e-mail] January 30, 2015

Wife Check

While alone fuiriosly masterbating at the family computer when an unexpected sound emerges from another room, you slowly and very quietly verify that the wife is not present.

"I was beating my meat like a rabid beast in heat. Then I heard a sound in the kitchen. It scared me to death. I did a wife check and it turns out it was just the cat. I resumed my activity while the cat watched me with eyes of shame."

Wife Check by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014

Wife Check

The act of a man checking with his significant other (male or female) before making plans with his friends. Said man can usually be identified by being so much of a vagina that his nose resembles a clitorus with a pee hole, and his breath smells like Monistat 7.

I'm not sure if I can go to the game, I have to do a Wife Check.

Wife Check by DrakeFan313 July 29, 2014

Wife Check

While in the act of sexual copulation from behind your partner, during climax you hockey check her as hard as you can into the headboard or wall.

"Last night when making love with my wife, she asked me to be more aggressive, so I gave her a wife check, then I made a PB&J to eat on the toilet before bed."

Wife Check by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014