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Limbourgish for wanking
Vanavond lekker wieksen
wieksen by Secret Secretary August 4, 2023
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(V.) The act of bitching, moaning, bellyaching or complaining like a bitch-ass punk when you are clearly in the wrong and continue to do so until you get your way
Man1: "What happened to your fantasy football league?"

Man2: "Oh, friggin Craig had to wiesen his team into the playoffs after he threatened to drop all his players and quit the league like a total douche."

Man1: "Dude, that sucks. Did he go to the tanning salon and jerk-off after the corrupt League Manager let him have is way?"

Man2: "Yes. Yes he did"
Wiesen by marcusc333 August 19, 2009
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limburgish for wanker. Someone who frequently chokes the chicken.
Mees is a wiekser. He touches his chicken daily.
wiekser by Lorenboy2001 January 5, 2023

John Brenard Wieksner 

John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.
John Brenard Wieksner is a crack head
John Brenard Wieksner by Audon October 9, 2019
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