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(V.) The act of bitching, moaning, bellyaching or complaining like a bitch-ass punk when you are clearly in the wrong and continue to do so until you get your way
Man1: "What happened to your fantasy football league?"

Man2: "Oh, friggin Craig had to wiesen his team into the playoffs after he threatened to drop all his players and quit the league like a total douche."

Man1: "Dude, that sucks. Did he go to the tanning salon and jerk-off after the corrupt League Manager let him have is way?"

Man2: "Yes. Yes he did"
Wiesen by marcusc333 August 19, 2009
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wisengeezer 

a smart-alecky senior
Most social workers in training who're sent to the urban community centers get confused by the wisengeezers.
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Wiesedrunk 

Slang for a level of intoxication. Rendered to speaking Cajun-Manderin while requiring the use of your teeth to save you from your own demise. Referencing yourself as we, us, and full 4th person context with they and them. Chemically incovienced
Me: I’m fucked up
Me: Me too!
Me: We are all wasted!
Me: Did you see that guy fall off the boat?
Me: Did I just lose a tooth??
Last night I was so Wiesedrunk!
Wiesedrunk by way2rud September 10, 2018

Wiese-wasted 

belligerent drunkenness to the point of incoherence and foolishness accompanied by an uncontrollable bladder.
Man, I got wiese-wasted last night and now I can't find my car keys
Wiese-wasted by Bacaflaka January 4, 2014

Wesenlunding

You are "wesenlunding" when you always have to be the opposite to something someone has said you.
Dude 1: "Drum & Bass = The definition of Summer."

Dude 2: "no... French House is the definition of summer." (<- Wesenlunding )
Wesenlunding by itsHASTAbitch May 18, 2013

Chode Wieser 

Someone who is an asshole,
Or mean or Annoying.
Man he's an Asshole,

No he's just a Chode Wieser...
Chode Wieser by FudgeEyeNuh August 30, 2009

rab wiesel 

wit a total new species min. hes the last ai a dying breed likes. just cuttin aboot d block stairs then oot ai naiwair he just swings doon the stairs like a total baboon. he looks like deji anaw.
rab wiesel swings like a baboon
rab wiesel by rab weisel January 10, 2019
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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