@widowwebs always has the best hot takes on everything😍 they're one of my fav mutuals tbh and they have written smut about a caprisun before. Love them for that.
noun: the most widow-ed person (as opposed to widower); a person widowed so many times no one even cares anymore whether it's a man or a woman -- they all just assume he/she is either cursed or a gold digger.