Much like the famed Higgs Boson, no one is sure where The Wiggity came from, or where he is at any given time. He is easily identified by his unique juxtaposition of plaid and stripes, though sometimes he wears desert camouflage- just for the hell of it (some claim it's to avoid errant drone strikes, others think he just likes the color of
sand.) Usually drunk and often high, he's always leaving his sister's graduation or going to it. He doesn't know where to get the good
shit, but he's got a dime on that twenty sack. He doesn't believe in guns, but he
will strangle you with his shoelaces unless the flunitrazepam works
extra fast. He cannot be bought, but he is easily sold. Just don't tell him where he
put his
beer.