Much like the famed Higgs Boson, no one is sure where The Wiggity came from, or where he is at any given time. He is easily identified by his unique juxtaposition of plaid and stripes, though sometimes he wears desert camouflage- just for the hell of it (some claim it's to avoid errant drone strikes, others think he just likes the color of sand.) Usually drunk and often high, he's always leaving his sister's graduation or going to it. He doesn't know where to get the good shit, but he's got a dime on that twenty sack. He doesn't believe in guns, but he will strangle you with his shoelaces unless the flunitrazepam works extra fast. He cannot be bought, but he is easily sold. Just don't tell him where he put his beer.

Where's The Wiggity? I dunno, the bathroom or something.

The Wiggity by ifawasawabbit October 7, 2010

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Wiggity

A person who fucks around the entire time, has fun while making sure others do as well but still somehow manages to pull something nearly impossible off.

Dude thats Wiggity Rick! I don't know how he does it man. believe.

Wiggity by intellectual ketchup February 22, 2020

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wiggity wack

Not only is the noun that is being referred to totally wack , but it is a wack that is so horrible that you need to add the wiggity infront of the wack. It is has approximately ten times the potentcy of regular type wack. Only to be used in cases where a person is exhibiting extreme stupidity, bitchiness, whining, etc.

"Bill you are acting like you are five years old. I didn't ever think I'd have to say this to anyone...but you are acting completely wiggity wack right now."

wiggity wack by something good February 10, 2005

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wiggity wack

Not regular type.

Cheerleader: You're so wack.

So and So: Wiggity wack?

Cheerleader: No, just regular type.

wiggity wack by h*r fan March 3, 2004

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wiggity whack

when something is very bizarre, strange, out-of-normality, or just not right at all.

man, my girl is acting wiggity whack today for no reason at all.

wiggity whack by indydave July 24, 2005

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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