The act of becoming so enthralled by gaining knowledge from Wikipedia that you originally searched for "bio-luminescence," and, four hours later, are learning the history of "Oktoberfest."
I was wicking off so much yesterday; I started reading about Greek mythology and ended with the controversy of Billy Mays' death.
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A neologism. The practice of reading essentially random Wikipedia pages for entertainment or as a procrastination technique; alludes to intellectual masturbation.
I caught my boyfriend wiking off at the computer the other night.
Quit wiking off and get back to work!
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Man: I was bummed that my iPhone blocks porn until I found the wikipedia article on Lesbian Sexual Acts. I was wiking off all night!
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