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why am i on urban dictionary

bob: why am i on urban dictionary?
dave: cause ur bored
by byeihateyou May 16, 2019
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why am i on Urban Dictionary?

wait did you really search why am i on Urban Dictionary? your on Urban Dictionary because you just like to see cr*p like this published so you can get a cheap laugh out of it you selfish jackass who sits on his or her ass all day watching people slave away on Urban Dictionay just to get a simple career in comedy so stop crushing their dreams!
wait why am I on Urban Dictionary?
by meme_mastah September 3, 2018
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something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019
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Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

Most likely one of two reasons:
1. you're bored af
2. you have no life

But I guess there's always the third option...
3. finals
Now enjoy having wasted a good minute of your life typing in this ridiculous word that isn't a word and reading this stupid definition

Now I must use the word in order for this to be posted: Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

^Just ignore that okay?
by purpura7 October 6, 2016
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