whounce

A synonym for lame, or whack. It rhymes with ounce.

"How was Spiderman 3?"
"There was an emo dance scene. It was whounce!"

whounce by Nathan Shep July 20, 2008

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wounce

derogatory term targeting victims of Alzheimer's and dementia

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wounce by mindgoblin August 21, 2021

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Wounce

The act of a female anthropomorphic animal pouncing vaginally onto a male anthropomorphic animal's penis.

Hey babe, I'm going to wounce you HARD tonight!

Wounce by MuskySausage February 17, 2022

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Wounce

Wounce

/wouns/

noun
1. abreviation of "wallbounce"

2. a short, unexplainable phenomenon that happens every time after a "Daily Celeste Funny Screenshot" is posted in the #celeste_offtopic channel of the Discord server Mt. Celeste Climbing Association

verb
1. the action of performing a "wallbounce" in the videogame Celeste

2. a weird euphemism for something probably

noun:

"I have just performed a wounce"
"I was in during wounce"
verb:

"I usually just wounce on that wall"
"I will wounce all over you!"

Wounce by mad line November 9, 2022

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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