whorticulturist 

any person who has sex with plants often

Jenny was a staunch and steadfast whorticulturist. She had sex with her favorite fern Benny way more often than her other plants.

whorticulturist by provider44 January 17, 2010

whortaculturist 

One who sells their manscaping skills for pleasure and financial gain.

Julie was a dentist by day and whortaculturist by night.

whortaculturist by coldblackbetty September 18, 2012