whortaculturist

One who sells their manscaping skills for pleasure and financial gain.

Julie was a dentist by day and whortaculturist by night.

by coldblackbetty September 18, 2012

whorticulturist

any person who has sex with plants often

Jenny was a staunch and steadfast whorticulturist. She had sex with her favorite fern Benny way more often than her other plants.

by provider44 January 17, 2010