whornist

A horn player that will take any gig no matter how crappy.

I felt like a real whornist after drive 2 hours in the freezing rain to play an outdoor wedding reception with a drunken accordionist for $40.

by Alternate Universe Leeloo September 1, 2019

Whoristics

The combined factors involved in defining someone as a whore, which when taken singularly may not be considered skanky but when combined result in the conclusion that the person involved is a total slut

"the low cut top, red lipstick, and high heels aren't that bad by themselves but together on her the Whoristics nature of her is undeniable"
"yeah, I'd tap that"

by Brian_Brian April 11, 2008

whorist

Whorist (noun), a bastardised compound of whore and tourist, and to be fair, not a great deal different to a sexpat.

Since the tsunami, whorists have ventured to places other than Phuket.

by Roo June 4, 2005

Whorista

A flirtatious girl who works at a coffee shop as a barista.

Any barista who flirts openly for more tips.

Kelly is such a Whorista, She brought home crazy tips tonight

by The Cafe Whorista Kelly Beans September 2, 2010

whoreister

Hollister, used by people who dislike the store.

Preppy: Let go in this store!!
Hollister hater: I don't shop at whoreister.

by Emily V January 6, 2008

Whoristorian

People who can remember almost every guy/girl their friends have hooked up with, how they met, where they were, what nickname they gave the guy/girl and why they were dubbed said nickname. Portmanteau of whore and historian.

Ellie was so adept at recalling her friends' hookups that they dubbed her a "whoristorian."

by PBMax March 13, 2009

whorister

Hollister- a term used by people who hate the store.

Preppy-LYK O M G!!! lets go to this store and buy clothes that are already worn out!!111!! Theer soooo Q-tuh!!!
hollister disliker-Yeah, I don't shop at whorister. You have to buy 5 shirts to equal one normal shirt.

by Embem January 9, 2008