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People who can remember almost every guy/girl their friends have hooked up with, how they met, where they were, what nickname they gave the guy/girl and why they were dubbed said nickname. Portmanteau of whore and historian.
Ellie was so adept at recalling her friends' hookups that they dubbed her a "whoristorian."
by PBMax October 31, 2008
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