Embem's definitions

Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

by embem February 8, 2009

poppen

German slang meaning "to fuck"

Poppen sie oft?
Do they fuck often?

by Embem March 26, 2008

snowdaze

A week in winter that high schools use as an excuse to have a formal dance and honor stupid jocks.

Did you enjoy the Snowdaze pep fest?
It got me outa class.

by Embem February 9, 2008

whorister

Hollister- a term used by people who hate the store.

Preppy-LYK O M G!!! lets go to this store and buy clothes that are already worn out!!111!! Theer soooo Q-tuh!!!
hollister disliker-Yeah, I don't shop at whorister. You have to buy 5 shirts to equal one normal shirt.

by Embem January 9, 2008

Ember

A fire type Pokemon attack.

I totally beat his bulbasaur in one hit because I used my charizard that knows ember.

by embem June 20, 2008

stalktard

A combination of stalker and retard-A very retarded person who stalks people of the opposite sex because they're attracted to them.

Stalktard:That boy is so hot. I know where he lives.
Friend: Cut it out, you're being a stalktard.

by embem April 17, 2008

stalkertunity

an opportunity to stalk

I got the perfect stalkertunity today. I was able to follow him home so now I know where he lives.

by embem May 1, 2008