whoremuffin

A prostitute or slut that enjoys feeding her master pastries while humping.

That ho is such a whoremuffin.

by delirare May 14, 2003

whore muffin

A nasty ass fugly skank who doesn't have a life, spends hours on myspace, and thinks she is hott shit and that everyone wants to hook up with her, but in reality she is gross, fat, pale, and has ugly hair. Commenly known for throwing herself at boys that either don't want her or are "best friends" boyfriends.

Brittany is a whore muffin for trying to get with Katie's boyfriend and then trying to hook up with Kristen's ex boyfriend who she still likes.
fucking fag

by Seth Cohan September 3, 2006

whoremuffness

A woman, term of a endearing name for her pleasure spot

Come here my little whoremuffness.
You are my whoremuffness.

by 6Kes9 February 8, 2008

weremuffin

A girl who resembles a werewolf by the way she grunts, growls, and barks while also sporting a mean muffin top. You can easily spot them with a permenant ugly grimace on their face while snarling at their targets. They tend to only appear at night and disguise themselves during the day. They are extremely vicious and can attack at any moment, but can be easily distracted with food.

That weremuffin is barking at me.

by Skatrchikinme September 15, 2015