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whording 

Pronounced the same as its parent, "hoarding", whording changes the spelling to add a tone of condescention and disgust.
Person 1: Wheres the other half of the beers?
Person 2: That bitch Fermin is whording half the case.
whording by patrickd April 29, 2006
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Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! 

Exclamation voicing doubt in what the speaker has just heard or has been told by another.
When Nikki heard how much Steve wanted for the sack he exclaimed, "Fifty dollars? For that? Are-you-whoring-me?!?!?! You gotta be fuckin' whoring me."

Wordington 

Wordington as a noun is a city that only exists in the minds of people that inhabit it.

Wordington as an adjective is used to describe things that would be found inside of Wordington, generally the worst possible thing.
Wordington residents also have a deep instinct desire to see black men twerking (thug-shaker) by nature.
Every self respecting Wordington citizen agrees that having “Wordington” in your Reddit username is unfunny as fuck and gets you deported to Retardington.
“Bro my sister is a neo-nazi

Average Wordington resident”
Wordington by JohnSwagma November 13, 2022

campaign whoring 

When someone noone has heard of, and/or has no political knowledge or background, runs for an election for the sole purpose of attention.
"who is this Joe James running for senate?"
"Idk, must be campaign whoring"
campaign whoring by HbBrisley August 4, 2020

Camera Whoring

People who post a crap load of images of themselves online and say that they're ugly, so that they're friends can tell them otherwise. Most of these camera whores consist of overly concerned teenage girls who shamelessly spam edited pictures of themselves on several different social networking sites, most commonly Facebook. These girls practically live off of the responses they get from comments, always thriving on comments such as "NO, NO YOU'RE NOT UGLY DON'T SAY THAT" or "girl, u better not say ur ugly, ur gorgeousssss. :) "

Differentiating a picture that was created by a Camera whore:

- Taken in front of a mirror with a cellphone or camera in hand.

- Taken from weird angles.

- Are edited by usage of color, captions, stickers, etc.

- Some girls duck face or peace sign.

- Contained in an album where thousands of other pictures of themselves doing the same thing, in the same location are found.

- (for guys) Usually stand showing off their muscles that are somewhat nonexistent unless they're flexing.

It's self explanatory, yes. I mean, if you think you're ugly, then you shouldn't be posting a bunch of pictures of yourself, just like a camwhore.
Camera whoring-girl: *taking pictures of myself, duck sign, peace sign, everything*

*typing on the computer* "I LOOK SO UGLY IN THIS PICTURE! PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT MY UGLINESS!"

Camera whoring-girl Now everyone will say nice things about me and tell me that I'm pretty!!!one!1111eleven!!eleventy-one!! <33333
Camera Whoring by Kojie August 23, 2011

Drive-by Whoring 

the act of getting a group of your friends, creep up to your ex-lover(who cheated on you)'s house in the car, peel-out your tires, everybody in the car screaming at the top of their lungs "WHORE!!!", & drive away, leaving everyone in the neighborhood informed that a whore lives in that house!
Stacy got it on with the football team at that party last week?! That slut seriously needs a drive-by whoring called out on her!
Drive-by Whoring by L0Lpants May 11, 2011

whoring spurs

Spurs used specifically on hookers. It was first coined by Xander Crews / Awesome X on season 2; episode 01 of the Adult Swim cartoon "Frisky Dingo"

Although no standard method of use has been exhibited one would assume they would be used in a similar "side spurring" fashion as in horseback riding.
"Yeah, and he really put the spurs to her, and I mean that literally. He used my great grandad's whoring spurs."
whoring spurs by johnny myers April 22, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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