whomping willow
The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.
whomping willow by Brett April 26, 2005
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Whomping Willow
John So I walked in and my roommate was having a Whomping Willow on my bed!
Zac Better wash your sheets!
Zac Better wash your sheets!
Whomping Willow by Crider816 July 17, 2011
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the whomping willow
A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law
Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow
the whomping willow by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017
Whomping the willow
Whomping the willow by K-man 45322 May 4, 2009
Whomping the willow
Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.
Whomping the willow by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015
womping willow
the god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.
womping willow by Corey April 24, 2005
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