whoft 

A whoft of shit

I just had a whoft of shit blown at me

whoft by Kruger March 13, 2023

whoptie doodle 

A delicious fat ass that you see one time in your life. It can be replaced if you see one that is of higher quality in the future, but it must be greatest ass you ever seen by your eyes.

Yo, Jenna over there got the Whoptie Doodle!

whoptie doodle by mdharia15 October 8, 2014

whote 

A cheap, diseased, homeless, homosexual prostitute. Pronounced whoa-t.

After contracting AIDS, Brian became a whote, turning tricks for measly amounts of drugs.

whote by PeteRepeat September 22, 2006

Whorthodox 

someone who identifies themselves as very religious and yet still partakes in whore like activities.

-yo, did you hear that Leah hooked up with three guys last night.
-really, i thought she was jewish.
-she is, she's such a whorthodox.

Whorthodox by DFLOW522 February 14, 2010

Hofty Wofty 

An Ice Cream Cocktail

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

Hofty Wofty by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009

Wofta

1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.

2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.

1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.

"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."

2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"

"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"

Wofta by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012

Wooly woofter 

it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man

Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.

Wooly woofter by Sparst May 13, 2005