whoft
A whoft of shit
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whoptie doodle
A delicious fat ass that you see one time in your life. It can be replaced if you see one that is of higher quality in the future, but it must be greatest ass you ever seen by your eyes.
whoptie doodle by mdharia15 October 8, 2014
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whote by PeteRepeat September 22, 2006
Hofty Wofty
The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.
The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...
These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...
These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
Hofty Wofty by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009
Wofta
1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.
2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.
2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.
1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.
"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."
2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"
"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"
"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."
2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"
"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"
Wofta by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012
Wooly woofter
Wooly woofter by Sparst May 13, 2005
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