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who's mans

who's mans is a bullshit phrase used by angsty teens when upset at random situations
*John spills milk all over Sarah's phone*
Sarah: "WHO'S MANS!??"
who's mans by EASYBAKEITUP December 3, 2016
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Who's Mans? 

Some jack off walking around who is just killing the flow of the conversation.
Person A: Yo did you see the emoji movie yet?
Person B: Wait, yo who's mans to your left?
Person A: Who's mans?
Who's Mans? by Mans #69 August 7, 2017

Who's mans is this? 

Wondering if someone has a girlfriend/boyfriend to know if they can hit
1: Damn he fine. Who's mans is this?
2. Nah he's single

Who's Yo Mans? 

An insult*, usually used as a comeback when someone insults your credibility, swag, and sexual orientation. This means many things:

1. By asking him, "Who's yo mans?" you are implying that he is gay and has a pimp.

2. You are calling him a bitch.

3. You are saying that he can't do shit without asking his pimp, and that he's the bottom bitch in his homosexual relationship
.
Using the word "nigga'' at the end will undoubtedly increase the ghetto-ness of the phrase but also imply you are not fucking around. A simple example of this is provided below.

*Can also be used jokingly around good friends.
Tyrone: Ay Dwayne, I heard your Yeezys ain't real.

Dwayne: The fuck did you say? Who's Yo Mans? Huh? Who's Yo Mans, nigga?
Who's Yo Mans? by Specks September 19, 2012

whos mans is this

A phrase that refers to someone who is a buzzkill, ruining the moment, or pissing you off.
Person 1: Can I see the hw real quick?
Person 2: No, thats cheating
Person 1: Bruh whos mans is this
whos mans is this by shiv1622 January 21, 2017

whos mans is this

Who's friend is that? Most black finessing savages people use this
"Aye whos mans is this?" "Is this your mans?" "Nah that's not my mans" "Oh aight"
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