white hands

The color of a guy's hands after he's done "pleasing himself."

Look at Brett, he's hasn't gotten any in awhile. You can tell by his white hands.

by Bucknut89 December 3, 2011

White hand of Saruman

The act of fucking a girl doggy style then right before ejaculating the man pulls out and spits on the girls back as he ejaculates into his hand. The girl then thinks that he is finished and turns her head around. As this happens the man takes his ejaculation in his hand and puts it on her head as he says, "Send out your Warg riders". Just as Saruman did in Lord of the Rings.

"I took my cum and gave that bitch the White Hand of Saruman last night."

"Did you tell her to send out the Warg riders?"

"Hell yeah."

by The Thurmanator March 16, 2010

The White Hand of Saruman

This occurs while getting head someone while they are on thier knees and you are standing. When you are about to cum, you take it out of thier mouth and bust all over your hand. (Palm side, preferably the right) Try to cover as much surface of the palm and fingers as you can. You then procede to walk behind them and grab the top of thier head in a "claw-like" manner, so that your fingers are on their forehead, similar to the mark the White Wizard Sauruman made on the helms of the Urukai in the Lord of the Rings.

"She said she wouldnt swallow, so I gave her The White Hand of Saruman instead."

by Zer0tic September 4, 2006

white hand of justice

The white hand of justice begins with somebody dispersing ejaculatory fluids on their hand which they stick out the window of a moving car to hit somebody across the face getting it all over their face.

Fred saw Wendy walking down the street when he was driving so he gave her the white hand of justice as he passed.

by anonobomber September 28, 2006

White Hand of Saruman

The process of ejaculating on someone's face, then placing your hand over the jizz soaked face to form a white hand.

See also: Uruk-Hai

First she went ass to mouth, then let me finish by giving her the White Hand of Saruman. I probably wont ever talk to her nasty ass again, but that was the shit.

by Number Jonny 5 January 21, 2010

The White-Hand of Houdini

When you are fucking a girl from behind, and just prior to finishing, you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, unload in her face and leave immediately almost as if by magic.

“Man, last night was crazy! I only escaped from that chick by performing the White-Hand of Houdini.”

by Badday_18 September 1, 2018

white hand of Saruman

while getting a girl from behind you smack her on the ass leaving a hand print that fades from white to red and scream out "white hand of Saruman"

Created by nerds after watching LOTR where Saruman puts his hand on the orcs and makes sure they know who they serve.

(Smack) White hand of Saruman bitch!!!

by JLA2006 January 22, 2009