White Fish

White fish is a play on the phrase "wife-ish". (say them both really fast) When you are in a committed relationship with a girl, engaged to her, living together, raising a family together, etc. She is pretty much your wife in every way except there is no legal paperwork.

White Fish sounds better than wife ---ish because the ish makes it seem like there is a lack of commitment.

They have lived together for 20 years, have two kids, and three grand babies, but just have not taken to time go to the courthouse. She is his White Fish.

The soldier got deployed before they could make it down the isle. Guys in his battalion see his pictures and ask who the hottie is, he says "That's my White Fish".

White Fish by LOVZZ TC October 9, 2013

White Fish

Used Tampons or Pads Floating in a Usually Clogged Toilet

Damn Toilet is Clogged by White Fish again!

White Fish by Mac November 17, 2003

White Fish

A fresh pair of sneakers that you keep flossin. Preferably a new pair of white sneakers, but can also apply to any new pair of kicks.

Ray J: `hey pimp, where you get them white fish at?' Jackson: 'Ah fool i just bump out a Footlocker with these thangs.' Ray J: 'Damn janky, i gotsta roll myself in a Footlocker then.'

White Fish by Fuh-Z Slippahz March 1, 2008

white fish sandwich 

A smelly, fishy schlong that you shove into a bagel and slather with mayonnaise.

Peter: I’ll bring the fish and mayonnaise.

Shayna: I’ll bring the bagel
Both: This is gonna be a good white fish sandwich.

white fish sandwich by OwMyBallz March 15, 2025

San Francisco White Fish 

A used condom filled with ejaculate that is covered in human feces from gay anal sex that has washed upon any shore along the San Francisco Bay Area coastline. A variation of the fabled and legendary Coney Island White Fish.

Goofus: Yo' dawg remember when I was at your house last week and I had to pinch a loaf in your parents bedroom because they were fumigating the guest bathroom for fartworm? Well dawg I didn't mean to snoop but before I could make brown, I opened the toilet and saw a fresh healthy San Francisco White Fish swimming around. I think it might have been part Koi as it had a brown birthmark on its forehead. But what I'm assuming is that the last time your parents were on a romantic walk on baker beach, they saw this little fella' wash up on shore and instead of doing the humane and sensible thing and throw it back, they decided to bring it home risking its life further and raising it in this toilet in hopes to be domesticated. That or your dad had gay anal sex behind your moms back and got fucked up the ass!

Gallant: Fuck you you stupid motherfucker!!!

San Francisco White Fish by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr November 9, 2020

Allegheny white fish 

Used condoms floating on the rivers or streams of Western Pennsylvania.

One fisherman to another:"Catching any fish?"
Reply: "Nope. Nothing but Allegheny white fish."

Allegheny white fish by Pittsburgh Bob June 2, 2008

coney island white fish 

a used condom desposed of at a beach that has washed up at shore.
native to coney island.

coney island white fish by darkcube September 16, 2003