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"WHITE EGG"

As in the the one undecorated egg in a basket of Easter Eggs.
Used to refer to people who are naturally beautiful without augmentation of any kind.
Rhiannon is such a white egg, she never needs makeup.
White Egg by Domain February 4, 2006
Words you can keep

Head ass white egg 

a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off
yo that fat kid is a head ass white egg
Head ass white egg by SWAGKJD September 11, 2020

Head ass white egg 

a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away in pe, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off
that fatass kid with no friends who thinks he’s like conor mcgregor is such a head ass white egg
Head ass white egg by SWAGKJD September 12, 2020

Egg White Delight 

The act of waking up an unsuspecting person by ejaculating on their face.
She told me I only could spend the night if I made her breakfast in the morning, so I gave her an egg white delight.

egg white 

Slang for a males cum.
Yo man just left, I'm the plimber tonight, you the healthy type so here go some egg whites. -Pitbull
egg white by the person who is September 24, 2009

egg white surprise  

the semen that is ejaculated out of the body through the penis.

when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum

you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis
hey you want an egg white surprise ?

sure

ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''

theres your egg white surprise
egg white surprise by siy January 8, 2009

Egg White Omelette 

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.
Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?
Egg White Omelette by ExtraRunny February 24, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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