white about it 

A suburban moral code, to be "white about it" means doing things the way white people do it, this includes being truthful, sticking to your word, being on-time etc..

When in mixed company telling someone to "be white about it" often leads to PC types jaw dropping and much offense taken.

White suburban dude #1: Dude, can I borrow twenty bucks for the bar? I don't have any cash.

White suburban dude #2: That's cool, just be white about it and pay me back.

white about it by Matt420 May 30, 2007

write a play about it 

Comes from the idea that Shakespeare wrote plays whenever he felt like he needed to complain about some aspect of his life.

If someone is complaining, whinging, sulking, bitching or moaning about something, no matter how pathetic or meaningful it is, you can tell them to write a play about it to shut them up.

Sort of means, "i could care less...!"

Jackie: Oh my god! I just broke a nail!
Bec: Nnnyeh, go write a play about it

Tom: Linda just broke up with me! *sob*
Luke: Why don't you write a play about it?

Ally: You forgot my birthday! I feel so hurt and let down.
Harry: Yeah, get out some paper and write a play about it.

write a play about it by b3c November 18, 2005

write a book about it 

a phrase used to emphasize that nobody cares. usually said to narcissistic people to deflate their monstrous egos

Brad: What's up Rob you tryna grab some grub?
Robert: Sure man I just got back from my adult softball league just gotta shower real quick
Brad: Damn Rob I batted cleanup back in high-school

Robert: here you go again, Bradley. for the love of god go write a book about it

write a book about it by nandall October 16, 2019